Elmer and Huey, from Newfoundland, were visiting a relative in Flin
Walking along Main Street they see a sign in a store which
"Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair."
to his pal, "Huey "LOOK! Lord tunderin Jesus, we could buy a whole lot
dem, and when we get back to The Rock, we could make us a fortune. Now
listen up der. When we goes into the shop, you keep yer yapper shut,
Just let me do all the talkin and fang danglin, 'cause if they hear our
accent, they might not serve us. Eyes be given them me best Ontario
They go in and Elmer says, "Excuse me sir, but I'll take 50 suits at
each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each.
back up my pickup and....."
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You guys are from Newfoundland,
"Yah," says a surprised Elmer. How come you know?
The owner says, "This is a dry-cleaners."