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Two Newfoundlanders visit Ontario and take advantage of a sale

Elmer and Huey, from Newfoundland, were visiting a relative in Flin Flon, Manitoba.

Walking along Main Street they see a sign in a store which reads, "Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 per pair."

Elmer says to his pal, "Huey "LOOK! Lord tunderin Jesus, we could buy a whole lot of dem, and when we get back to The Rock, we could make us a fortune. Now listen up der. When we goes into the shop, you keep yer yapper shut, eh!. Just let me do all the talkin and fang danglin, 'cause if they hear our accent, they might not serve us. Eyes be given them me best Ontario drawl."

They go in and Elmer says, "Excuse me sir, but I'll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and....."

The owner of the shop interrupts, "You guys are from Newfoundland, aren't you."

"Yah," says a surprised Elmer. How come you know?

The owner says, "This is a dry-cleaners."

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