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Pick up lines that Elves use

  • "I'm down here"

  • "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"

  • "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi"

  • "I can get you off the naughty list."

  • "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys."

  • "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."

  • "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler."

  • "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man."

  • "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig."

  • "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners."

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