Picture of a Lego Minifig Spacer Main PageMy Lego SectionForwards CollectionMy Photo AlbumMy Friends CollageLinks
Jokes & Humour
New Jokes New Jokes
Geoff's Favourites Geoff's Favourites
Highest Rated Jokes Highest Rated Jokes
Most Viewed Jokes Most Viewed Jokes
Part of Main Image
Part of Main ImageAll Jokes 
Chocolate Math Christian One-lines

Chocolate Math

Christian One-lines
Christian Bumper Stickers All Jokes    Fwds Home
Top 10 things people will not say when they see a Christian Bumper Sticker

10. "Look! Let's stop that car and ask those folks how we can become Christians."

9. "Don't worry, Donnie, those people are Christians. They must have a good reason for driving 90 miles an hour."

8. "What a joy to be sharing the highway with another car of Spirit-filled brothers and sisters."

7. "Isn't it wonderful how God blessed that Christian couple with a brand-new BMW?"

6. "Dad, how come people who drive like that don't get thrown in jail? Can we get a bumper sticker like that, too?"

5. "Stay clear of those folks, Barbara. If they get raptured, that car's gonna be all over the road!"

4. "Oh, look! That Christian woman is getting a chance to share Jesus with a police officer."

3. "No, that's not garbage coming out of their windows, Dan. It's probably gospel tracts for the road workers."

2. "Oh boy, we're in trouble now! We just rear-ended one of God's cars."

1. "Quick, Sherri, honk the horn or they won't know that we love Jesus!

Current Rating:60%
Rate this Forward:

Contact Geoff
Advanced Search
Jul 14/2020 - 3:43am EST