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Actual Product Warnings

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed,
Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
  • On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
  • On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
  • On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
  • Some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
  • On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
  • On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
  • On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
  • On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
  • On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery after injesting.
  • On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning: May cause drowsiness.
  • On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
  • On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
  • On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
  • On Sainsbury's Peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
  • On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
  • On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

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