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  • So your daughter's a hooker,
    and it spoiled your day...
    Look at the bright side,
    she's a really good lay.

  • My tire was thumping...
    I thought it was flat...
    when I looked at the tire...
    I noticed your cat... Sorry

  • You had your bladder removed
    and you're on the mends...
    here's a bouquet of flowers
    and a box of Depends.

  • You've announced that you're gay,
    won't that be a laugh,
    when they find out you're one
    of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

  • Happy Vasectomy!
    Hope you feel zippy!
    'Cause when I had mine
    I got real snippy.

  • Heard your wife left you...
    How upset ! you must be...
    But don't fret about it...
    She moved in with me

  • You totaled your car...
    and can't remember why...
    could it have been...
    that case of Bud Dry?

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