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Insights into American Culture

  • Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

  • Only in America...are there handicap-parking places in front of a skating rink.

  • Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

  • Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

  • Only in America.... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

  • Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

  • Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

  • Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packf ten and buns in packages of eight.

  • Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

  • Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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