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Top 10 things not to say to a Police Officer

  1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

  2. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

  3. You're not gonna check the trunk are you?

  4. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

  5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

  6. Officer says, "Son, Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You respond with, "Officer, your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts?

  7. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

  8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too!

  9. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

  10. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

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