Geometry Jokes
  Math jokes for the Geeks-at-heart
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  1. Q- What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
    A- Tangent

  2. Q- What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage?
    A- Polygon

  3. Q- What do you call a crushed angle?
    A- A Rectangle

  4. Q- What did the Italian say when when the witch doctor removed the curse?
    A- Hexagon

  5. Q- What did the little acorn say when he grew up?
    A- Geometry

  6. Q- What do you call an angle which is adorable?
    A- Acute angle

  7. Q- What do you use to tie up a package?
    A- A Chord

  8. Q- What do you call a fierce beast?
    A- A Line

  9. Q- What do you call more than one L?
    A- A Parallel

  10. Q- What do you call people who are in favor of tractors?
    A- Protractors

  11. Q- What should you do when it rains?
    A- Coincide